I had heard rumors about this report all throughout the weekend on the radio, but never actually saw anything written. I guess seatbelt tickets are no longer a big deal when you’re facing a federal indictment. As Michael David Smith at FanHouse points out, Ookie never bothered to learn the mantra:

Vick, meanwhile, was fined $25 for not wearing a seat belt when a car he was riding in was pulled over in Isle of Wight County Thursday, police said. Virginia State Police Sgt D.S. Carr says a trooper pulled Vick’s car because the window tint was too dark.

As MDS points out, having the tint up at this point is probably a wise move for Vick. But not wearing a seatbelt? Come on bro, get your head into the game. With all your legal problems you still can’t remember to buckle up? That’s terrible. Matt Leinart speeding on the highway thinks Ookie should wear a seatbelt.

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