So yeah, Michael Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury on Tuesday afternoon. I guess that comes as a shock to some people. Sure, nobody would try this hard on a case if it weren’t Michael Vick, but funny thing is, it is Michael Vick. And no matter how you slice it, dog fighting ain’t cool. Unless of course, you’re making it fun — which is what Vick is doing. The actual indictment, which is posted at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and at The Smoking Gun (thanks to The HCIC for passing it along) has details on the code names used by the indicted parties.

Now, this might not come as any shock to you. If you followed the Michael Vick herpes case, you knew the woman alleging the claims said Michael Vick used an alias of Ron Mexico. Now, the latest

defendants, PURNELL A. PEACE, also known as “P-Funk” and “Funk,” QUANIS L. PHILLIPS, also know as “Q,” TONY TAYLOR, also known as “T,” and MICHAEL VICK, also known as “Ookie,”

Ookie, now that’s a great code name. Because of course, it sounds nothing like “hokie,” right? Bad news for Ookie, P-Funk, Q, and T, they screwed.

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