The Indianapolis Colts may have one of the most unappealing food items in sports.
Pretzels are an extremely popular snack at sporting events, but the Colts have managed to show us that there is nothing appetizing about a horseshoe-shaped pretzel. The pretzel, which was first introduced last year, began circulating on social media ahead of Indy’s upcoming Saturday preseason game against the Green Bay Packers at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Ind.
Simply put, the pretzel looks like a giant turd.
Phone eats first 🤳
— Colts Life (@ColtsLife) August 6, 2024
Thanks to @sodexo_live, we debuted our new menu items for the 2024 season! pic.twitter.com/wNXL0boAc1
Fans have had predictable reactions to the snack, which the Colts must have thought was cleverly designed.
@Colts can’t believe y’all made 💩 pretzel in honor of Daniel Jones pic.twitter.com/U92f5ird3u
— El Cabron de Los-Cabrones (@LightningBoxing) August 11, 2025
I know this is supposed to be a pretzel but I’m not eating that @Colts pic.twitter.com/85RG8pAsdF
— Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) August 12, 2025
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Colts' new stadium pretzel looks like a giant piece of sh*t 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/qd8CQ5XOwe
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) August 13, 2025
The Colts tried to make a pretzel that represents their logo and just made it look like their Quarterbacks 😭 pic.twitter.com/DcT5eFRGCS
— Daily Athlete (@idailyathlete) August 13, 2025
Expectations surrounding the Colts are fairly low headed into the 2025. They have yet to name a starting quarterback between Anthony Richardson and Daniel Jones, but there is very little optimism surrounding either player.
The Colts went 8-9 last season and missed the playoffs for the fourth consecutive year. Unless they become one of the surprise teams of 2025, they are probably going to hear plenty more jokes about their horseshoe-shaped pretzel.
