Today’s Humor: The 911 Call That Got Golden Tate Busted

If you’ve already heard about the incident that involved Golden Tate and his buddy raiding a donut shop, this is a very necessary follow-up.  The 911 call from a night baker who first reported the incident has been released to the public, and it’s absolutely hilarious.  It sounds like Tate and his pal did a little bit more than scoff down some donuts while they were inside the Top Pot in Bellevue, Washington.  This is a must-listen.  Here’s the audio of the 9-1-1 call the night Golden Tate broke into a Top Pot donut shop, courtesy of Deadspin via Irish Fan Network.  I recommend fast-forwarding to about 1:52 for what I find to be the most hilarious section of the clip.  Enjoy:

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Golden Tate’s Dramatic 911 Donut Call: “They’re Drunk And Being Retarded” [Deadspin]