Morning Paper: More Starbury’s

I might need to grab a pair of the new Starbury’s [The Association]

Scheduling spares us from excess Yankees/Red Sox [Obscure Sports Quarterly]

What not to do to a $300,000 sports car [Construda]

DC’s Top 5 funniest sports figures [Scott Van Pelt Style]

A fat kid gets his ass kicked by MMA pro [100% Injury Rate]

Scarlett Johansson is looking good as always [Popoholic]

Best vintage sports games around [Doberman on the Diamond]

Hmm, who should you root for at the US Open? These babes [FanIQ]

No more counterfeit $100s for lap dances [The Big Picture]

Lindsay Lohan’s sex scene from her new movie [Egotastic!]