By Larry Brown | August 11, 2008 - Posted in Olympics

Every couple years when the Olympics roll around, I find myself in the minority as one of the few people who really couldn’t care less about the events. Heck, over 34 million people in the country supposedly watched the opening ceremonies on Friday evening. I was not one of them. I was a little too busy watching the opener of a three game set between the Angels and Yankees — something of much greater importance than those silly Olympics you people speak of.

If you asked why, I guess I would say there are a few reasons I don’t get into the Olympics. For one, I’m a pretty hard-core sports fan that’s already deeply entrenched in the baseball playoff race. My viewing habits and interest won’t soon be departing from that. Secondly, for the sports I actually do care about — baseball, basketball, boxing, tennis — the competition isn’t anywhere near the pinnacle they achieve in the pro leagues which have already gone global. Third, I am completely against the gymnastics and track and field competitions (two of the TV darling events) because of the treatment it invokes on the competitors. The way these female gymnasts are forced to train, injected with hormone suppressors and all, it doesn’t strike me as much different from the meat packing industry. And from reading Game of Shadows, seems as if all accomplishments in track and field these days are achieved courtesy of performance-enhancing drugs. Just what I need, to read in five years how all the medals from the ‘08 games are getting stripped. And lastly, who the eff cares about some of these events? Sure, I know it’s only once in a while that I really need to feign interest in badminton, but I just can’t seem to play along.

Honestly, does anyone find it odd that somehow bow and arrow, gun shooting, canoeing, sword fighting, and jumping on a trampoline found places in the Olympics? How prestigious can these international games be when they’re giving out Gold Medals for people who row a boat properly or shoot an arrow accurately. And trampolines? Trampolines? Seriously? I don’t even want to guess how the competition works for that event. Honestly, what a mockery. You telling me I could train for four years on shooting a bow and arrow and I could win a gold medal for it? Is that all it takes? What are we, back in the hunt and gatherer state of mind? Give me a break. Anyway, I’m out — I have some handball to go watch.


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    6 Comments

    1. August 11, 2008 @ 1:41 pm


      Get a life loser instead of whine about how much the Olympics suck.

      Posted by Kenza J.
    2. August 11, 2008 @ 6:33 pm


      Larry i didn’t watch the opening ceremony either! i will only be watch Softball, Women’s beach Volleyball, Swimming and the Mens Basketball tourney

      Posted by NICK
    3. August 11, 2008 @ 7:55 pm


      I was shocked when I saw trampoline was an Olympic event. The others I can live with.

      Posted by Ron P. Crimson
    4. August 11, 2008 @ 9:42 pm


      baseball is one of the most boring “sports” on the planet. Players get paid millions to not even break a damn sweat. I love to see you do a triple twist while bouncing, or see how hard rowing is , it takes stamina, you wont see fat rowers or trampoline atheletes. Plenty of fat baseball and US football players.

      Posted by rich scales
    5. August 11, 2008 @ 9:44 pm


      this is just a typical american review, simply because when it comes to sports others in the world play, the US is pretty much crap at them. Noone in the world but the US and maybe Japan, give a crap about baseball…Go eat some more chips and get fatter, you asshole.

      Posted by Andy McDowell
    6. August 13, 2008 @ 1:50 am


      [...] the Olympics are good for something, contrary to my previous beliefs. Generally I like to avoid gymnasts because their hormones are suppressed to slow their physical [...]

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