I just don’t see it. Call me a snob, call me whatever you want, but UFC just doesn’t do it for me. It has nothing to offer. And it certainly has nothing on boxing. Seriously. All the ads for the sport are such a farce. They’re just like that Girls Gone Wild loop that airs at 3am; three hours of crappy footage, compiled into 30 seconds of the best action, making you believe it’s the greatest thing you’ll ever see (sense any bitterness?). Until you actually order it, and then you realize that 98% of it sucks, while only 2% is good. And I can’t even say that much of this fight was good. Anywhoo, enough of the diatribe. Here’s the fight (if you can call it that):
Yay. I’m so excited.