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Media’s Out to Defame Roger Clemens

May 5, 2008 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Gosh, this guy is such a weez. Deny, deny, deny. Then he throws his wife under the bus for taking HGH, says Andy misremembers everything, and now he’s denying all the affairs he had. What a freaking joke. He’s got an entire family, wife and kids, and he was screwing around. Three people have come forward and said they were involved with Roger. The 15-year-old even said the whole thing was true. But yet Roger’s still standing there, denying it all. What a skeeze.

”Even though these articles contain many false accusations and mistakes, I need to say that I have made mistakes in my personal life for which I am sorry. I have apologized to my family and apologize to my fans. Like everyone, I have flaws. I have sometimes made choices which have not been right.”
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”Now, I have been accused of having an improper relationship with a fifteen-year-old girl. Nothing could be further from the truth. This relationship has been twisted and distorted far beyond reality. It is just one of many, many accusations that are utterly false.”

Roger, in case you’ve never heard of the law of diminishing returns, let me refresh your memory. At some point you will reach a time when defending yourself no longer carries any weight. What you say no longer matters, and nobody will listen or believe you. Unfortunately my friend, we have hit that point. It can’t be any more clear that you’re a scumbag. Defending yourself is useless; nobody cares what you have to say. Maybe go back to 15-year-olds — they don’t know any better.

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