Jared Allen vs. U.S. Military Dog: Take a Stab at Who Wins
If you guessed Jared Allen, I can’t say I’d blame you. We all know Allen is one crazy s.o.b. This is the same guy who offered his butt to Brett Favre in an attempt to persuade him to return to the Vikings. It’s also the same guy who didn’t know who the Seattle Seahawks coach was at a time when he was on an NFL roster. Oh yeah, and it just so happens to be the same guy who thought “schism” was an STD. So if you thought he could take on a trained armed forces dog and win, you’d be forgiven.
Let’s just be thankful Allen was intelligent enough to wear a padded suit when he agreed to take part in a training activity on a recent visit with American troops in Afghanistan. I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t want to wear the suit and the soldiers forced him to. In any event, it appears the dog won. Check out the photos of Jared Allen being taken down by a military dog, courtesy of Sportress of Blogitude. Of course, Allen appeared to be enjoying himself.