Cancel the ’07 NFL Season
Because the Patriots have already won it all!!!! Why even bother playing the thing? We should just give them a bye to the Super Bowl. Screw it. Hand ‘em the Lombardi Trophy right now. Tom Brady, MVP. It’s over. It is OVA!
Are you serious? Did they really just get Randy Moss? Did they add him to the already outstanding mix? They were already the Super Bowl favorites BEFORE the trade. Now? 16-0. Actually, 20-0. They will win every single game. Rather, they WILL NOT lose. They cannot lose. They are unstoppable.
Let’s see, best defense in the league, and now they just added the best wide receiver in the league. Actually, they just added the best wide receiver of all time (yes, this is something I’ve already documented on the site). Randy Moss to the Patriots? After they already scored Donte Stallworth and Wes Welker? Are you kidding me? How does that happen?
And on top of everything, Moss is taking a pay cut to make it all happen. And people say he’s a bad seed, pfft! Look, Randy Moss is not a cancer. Randy Moss is not a bad apple. Randy Moss is not T.O. He’s in a completely different category. He is harmless. He is still the most talented receiver in the game. And now that he’s taking a pay cut to escape the Black Hole in favor of New England, it also makes him the smartest receiver in the game.
Think about it — Brady has never had a playmaker to throw to — let alone two of them. Brady to Moss, touchdown! Brady to Stallworth, touchdown! Brady to Graham first down! Brady to Welker, first down! You catch my drift? I’m talking 2,000 yards and 20 touchdowns for Moss, 4,400 and 40 touchdowns for Brady. It’s over, OVA!
20-0, 20-0. Cancel the ’07 season, because the Patriots have already won it.