Not long ago, I mocked the Bengals by ranking their multiple arrests by severity of offense. Not only did my girl man Chris Henry top the list, but he also placed 2nd, 8th, and 12th, blowing away the competition. And just as I was plotting a post welcoming Henry back to the Bengals this weekend (he had completed his eight game suspension by the NFL), he goes out and does the unthinkable. Well, I guess unthinkable if he were anyone other than Chris Henry. At this point, it’s kinda surprising that he went this long between offenses. Check out the latest alleged Henry incident:
A valet parking attendant at Newport on the Levee allegedly got into a confrontation with Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry and another man over a $5 parking charge Tuesday.
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According to the incident report, the valet parking attendant approached Henry and Desious Dyneal Alston, 24, after they parked a Land Rover without paying and started walking away Tuesday. The valet, according to the incident report, said Henry started arguing with him about parking when [Jason C.] Baker approached and tried to resolve the argument.According to the incident report, Baker told police that Henry came up to him and, chest to chest, said, “(Expletive) you. (Expletive) this. Don’t you know who I am?†before throwing a $5 bill on the ground and saying, “You better pick that up (expletive).”
Wow, leave it to Chris Henry to go to the “Don’t you know who I am” card. Somehow I don’t think that’s the card you want to be pulling out of the community chest when you’re Chris Henry. Still, he has to be awarded bonus points for equal parts courage and stupidity. Chris Henry — you are my hero.
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So who’s cheaper? Maller or Henry?
[...] Here’s what you don’t do: get in more trouble with the law after you just came back from serving an 8-game suspension. But Chris Henry is a special bonehead. After completed his suspension for conduct violations and returning to practice with the team, Henry with a valet parking attendant on Tuesday night, who was trying to make him pay the $5 valet fee. Henry threw a $5 bill on the ground and retorted “Don’t you know who I am?” among other expletives. Yeah, bonehead, we know exactly who you are. Get your act together and help your sorry team start winning some games! Please subscribe to our posts to get instant bonehead updates! [...]
It is a sad storry. Henry and the Bengals were on the rise but everything is now falling apart.
Everything started falling apart when they drafted these guys — Henry and Thurman amongst others. And Spin, I have to go with Maller.