Gabrielle Union: Dwyane Wade is like a groomzilla for our wedding

Dwyane Wade Gabrielle UnionDwyane Wade is one of the most fashion-conscious players in the NBA, so it probably comes as no surprise to hear that he is taking his wedding plans pretty seriously.

Wade’s fiancee, Gabrielle Union, discussed some of her wedding plans with “People” and described Wade as a “groomzilla.”

“We call him Groomzilla,” Union joked to People. “I come in for like wine tasting and food. I’m like: What do we have? What are our colors? What is the date? I’m still waiting for a Save The Date so I know what the hell is going on.”

Does this mean Wade wears the pants and gown in the family?

I can totally see Wade doing this, by the way. I mean you don’t just wear capri pants, overalls and orange jumpsuits to basketball games without also wanting to pick out everything for your wedding, too. It all goes hand in hand. And I do have to say, I can’t wait to see what Wade chooses for his groomsmen to wear. Anyone else thinking hot pink tuxes?

Dwyane Wade wears overalls, rolled up pants to Game 3

Dwyane Wade overalls

Wondering why the the Miami Heat lost Game 3 to the Brooklyn Nets on Saturday? Just look at Dwyane Wade.

The LBS Fashion Police and basketball gods were having no part of that outfit. Short-sleeved shirt buttoned up to the top? Why button up to the top if you’re going no tie? What’s that all about? And why are his ankles showing? No socks? Pants rolled up? I’m actually OK with the overalls. Not going to lie, I’ve been waiting for that look to come back. But the rest of it? Just atrocious.

Wade, though, isn’t apologizing. In fact, he thinks he’s setting a trend.

“Overalls are coming back. Just like I did with capris. Now everyone’s walking in arenas with their ankles showing,” Wade said after the game via Bleacher Report’s Ethan J. Skolnick.

As Jalen Rose said, we should never see your Achilles’.

For more past Wade fashion follies, see below:

Dwyane Wade wears capri pants
Dwyane Wade wears tango-colored outfit
Dwyane Wade’s super skinny pants
Dwyane Wade’s hot pink pants
Dwyane Wade wears glasses with no lenses
Dwyane Wade wears jacket with floral pattern

Image via @JonesOnTheNBA

Dwyane Wade flops big time after James Harden fakes him out (GIF)

Dwyane Wade James HardenDwyane Wade was beat by James Harden during Tuesday night’s Houston Rockets-Miami Heat game, so he reached into his bag of dirty tricks to bail himself out.

After Harden caught him with a fake and got past him, Wade pretended like he was hit by a flailing Harden arm and went down for the count. I’m pretty sure this was at the end of the first half and Harden was called for an offensive foul on the play. Hopefully the NBA will review the play and hit Wade with a flopping fine.

And come on, Wade, what’s up with that? Did you see Mario Chalmers pulling any of that crap when Harden just abused him off the dribble on this play?

Maybe Wade learned the move from LeBron, a known flopper who says “any way you can get an advantage.

GIF via @_MarcusD_

LeBron James gave Dwyane Wade some serious side eye after dropped pass (GIF)

LeBron James side eye

You know that look your wife or girlfriend gives you when she asks what the Valentine’s Day plans are and you tell her “staying home and watching you cook me dinner”? Yeah, that’s the glance LeBron James shot Dwyane Wade after a turnover towards the end of the Heat’s game against the Clippers on Wednesday night.

LeBron shot Wade some daggers after he dropped a pass for a turnover in the final two minutes of the game. The Heat were only up 109-105 at the time, so you can understand why things were so intense and why James had little tolerance for mistakes. He didn’t quite go Mario Chalmers on Wade, but that was funny to see.

GIF via GIFD Sports; Image via @cjzero

Gabrielle Union: I’m open with Dwayne Wade about my bathroom habits

Dywane-Wade-Gabrielle-UnionHopefully Dwyane Wade keeps an ample supply of air fresheners around his house, because his fiancee Gabrielle Union has a high-fiber diet. What does that mean? According to her, she breaks wind and goes to the bathroom a lot and isn’t shy about it.

During an appearance on “Chelsea Lately” Tuesday night, the topic of Union’s new show “Being Mary Jane” came up. Apparently Gabby’s character uses the bathroom a lot in the BET original series. She said she does the same at home and D-Wade knows it.

“There’s none of that I don’t fart, I don’t poop,” Union said of her relationship with Wade. “I have a high-fiber diet. This is happening. Like right from jump, I’m gonna be in there.”

[Related: Gabrielle Union says she puts Richard Sherman's trash talking to shame]

Chelsea wholeheartedly agreed with Gabrielle that serious relationships should always involve an openness when it comes to bowel movements. Union then said there would be a problem if she waited until after she got her engagement ring to reveal that she takes a lot of dumps.

“If I get this (flashes engagement ring) and then later I’m like, ‘Oh, by the way, I go three times a day and leave the door open. And I don’t light a match,'” Union joked.

Breakfast, anyone?

Did LeBron James’ Instagram birthday note to Dwyane Wade hint at a future split?

LeBron James Dwyane Wade

LeBron James posted a nice, heartfelt happy birthday message to his buddy Dwyane Wade on Friday, but there’s one particular line from the note that has people wondering about the future.

In the note, James went through the friendship the two have developed, but then he threw in a line about “no matter what happens in the future” that is somewhat of a head-scratcher:

Happy Bday to my running mate, homie, brother, and most of all straight up friend! The friendship we’ve created our rookie year at pre draft camp was pure and that’s why we stuck together from that point on! Obviously didn’t know we would eventually become teammates and do the things we’ve done so far. I came to Miami for 2 reasons. To play with U and to win championships and I can’t thank u enough for the sacrifice you’ve made since I arrived homie! No matter what happens in the future we stuck together like brothers for life. And no matter what they say, u still a BAD Mutha-Shut-Yo-Mouth out there on that court! @dwyanewade. Oh almost forgot u old as dirt! Boy you look 40. Hahaha! #TreyBallBDay #YouASuckaOnYoBDay

I don’t know about you, but that “no matter what happens in the future” isn’t exactly a good sign to me. That’s the type of line you say to a girlfriend before you break up with her.

Though some people looked at this as a sign that LeBron could leave the Miami Heat in the future, I think it’s more about what will happen with Wade. Wade just turned 32 years old. LeBron just turned 29. Wade seems to have had more physical damage done to his body in the form of injuries, so it’s natural to believe his career will come to an end before LeBron’s does and that James will be playing on the Heat without Wade. I think that’s what this was about, rather than a hint that LeBron will be leaving the team.

Photo: Instagram/King James

Dwyane Wade missed a wide open layup (GIF)

Dwyane-Wade-misses-layupThe Miami Heat lost at home to the Golden State Warriors on Thursday night, and Dwyane Wade was no help. With the Heat trailing 74-63 early in the third quarter, Wade missed a wide open layup.

In reality, Miami likely would have lost even if Wade was able to score on a play that most 10-year-olds can execute. Stephen Curry proved too much to handle, as he scored 36 points and was 8-for-15 from beyond the arc.

Still, the layup was a fitting addition to a rough week for Wade. First news surfaced that he had a kid with a woman who is not his fiancee, and now D-Wade bricks a layup. I’m sure he’s hoping 2014 gets better from this moment on.

GIF via Cork Gaines