Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married over the weekend in Italy. I’m sure the news really doesn’t matter to you, but you probably already knew about it since it was pretty hard to be a living, breathing human being and not hear about it in some capacity.
Anyway, we wouldn’t have mentioned the wedding unless Kris Humphries crashed it as a hangglider or something, but then we saw this write-up about the wedding by the New York Post.
Our friend Andy Gray of Sports Illustrated Vault fame posted this blurb on Twitter Sunday and it went viral for obvious reasons:
That was so, so strong. Jackasses? Check. Sex-tape star? Check. Egotist? Check. Tacky enough for reality TV? Check.
I can’t think of a more honest description of the events. And I don’t know anyone who can’t get down with that. A little harsh? Perhaps, but who doesn’t share the sentiment?
Photo via Twitter/KanyeWest