To Chad Ochocinco’s credit, he has had an awful season but managed to not turn it into a sob story about how he doesn’t get the ball enough. Granted, Ocho understands that Bill Belichick and Tom Brady would have his you-know-what out the door the second he raised a single complaint, but he has been on his best behavior. Not only that, but he seems to be having fun with his new team as evidenced by this hilarious Photoshopped picture he shared with the world a couple weeks ago.
However, we could see some serious frustration coming from Ochocinco if he doesn’t find the end zone soon. As our friends over at The Nosebleeds pointed out, Chad says his fiancee Evelyn Lozada has refused to have sex with him until he can score a touchdown for the Patriots. Check it out:
It’s nice to see Chad isn’t afraid to have a little fun at his own expense. As a Patriots fan, I hope it’s true. Lozada is doing everything she can to help us, as any man would become frustrated in a situation like that and realize something needs to be done about it on the field. Hopefully she ups the ante come playoff time and Ocho grows tired of staring at his insane aquariums. Let’s also hope he doesn’t decide to go back to riding bulls if she shuts him off for too long.
