If pornos ever went the way of horror films, Julian Tavarez might be able to live his dream [Red at MLB FanHouse]
A sad death in the Patriots family [Boston Herald]
Move over Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has a new man [Bossip]
Don Shula lays the verbal smackdown on Nick Saban [Ben Maller]
Allison Stokke is not a fan of her newfound fame [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
Damn, Elisha Cuthbert might be off the market [Greg Wyshynski at NHL FanHouse]
Luckily, Anna Kournikova might be back on it! [The Big Lead]
Maybe Deron Williams should pick up Jacque Vaughn’s hospital bill [Foul Balls]
Kelly Brook, I don’t know you, but I’d like to get to know you [IDLYITW]
Not only do the Angels own the Yankees, they took Wang for a ride [The Hater Nation & Awful Announcing]
Just how dirty is AJ Pierzynksi [Star Tribune]
Someone remind me again why a team from Utah is nicknamed the Jazz [The Big Picture]
It’s time for Shannon Elizabeth to make a comeback [Popoholic]
Your newest Hall of Fame inductee, Gus Frerotte [Just Call Me Juice]
Maybe Chuck Liddell has been partying too much [Michael David Smith at FanHouse]
Haven’t we killed this Michael Vick dogfighting story already? [Leave the Man Alone]
A slow news day in Philly, and that’s a good thing [Run Up the Score]
Korean baseball player streaks in a game he was playing, sort of [Union-Tribune]
Oh yeah, and my boy Ryan Braun made his Major League debut on Friday for the Brewers, hit his first career HR on Saturday. He’s gonna be a stud [Journal Sentinel]
