• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer
Larry Brown Sports

Larry Brown Sports

Brown Bag it, Baby

  • Home
  • Blog View
  • NFL
  • NCAAF
  • NBA
  • MLB
  • Media
  • Headlines
  • Podcast
Everything Elsesex stories

New Zealand Brothels Stocking up for Rugby World Cup

September 5, 2011 by Larry Brown • Comments
FacebookTweetLinkedInRedditThreadsWhatsAppEmail

New Zealand is hosting the Rugby World Cup beginning Friday, September 9th-October 23rd. The country has been preparing for the influx of tourists, and one of the industries bracing for a boost in business is prostitution. The good thing about prostitution in New Zealand is that it’s completely legal. The bad news is that the country may not have enough supplies (read: women) to satisfy all the horny men.

Brothels preach safe sex and have doubled their condom orders. One brothel operator says they have condoms stacked from the floor to the ceiling of their warehouse.

“It’s going to be very busy, tens of thousands of visitors, they will predominantly be men and many of them will be looking for some type of sexual activity whilst they are here,” brothel operator Mary Brennan told AFP.

She says the English are particularly deviant and that her brothel already has bookings from South Africa, England, Ireland and Canada. Hmm, a bunch of dudes who love to watch guys run around on a field and slam into each other? Should we be surprised that they’re planning to hit up prostitutes while they’re supporting their country?

This reminds me of the Olympics in Vancouver where they required an emergency supply of condoms. Let’s hope the same thing doesn’t happen here.

Thanks to Sports by Brooks Live for the story

  • i want more great stories!

Sign up today for free and get the best sports content sent to your inbox.

You can unsubscribe anytime. For more details, review our Privacy Policy.

.

Follow Us

Get instantly notified of the most viral news stories via Google!

  • Trending stories

Jonathan Kuminga grinning while warming up

Warriors considering Jonathan Kuminga trade for former Golden State All-Star

3 days ago
Dallas Cowboys field logo

Cowboys have chosen a new defensive coordinator

4 days ago
The Baltimore Ravens logo at midfield

Ravens have hired their next head coach

4 days ago
Keon Coleman taking the field

Report reveals Keon Coleman’s reaction to Bills owner throwing him under the bus

3 days ago
Sean Payton on the sideline

Sean Payton gets slammed for his ‘arrogance’ on call that swung Broncos-Patriots game

1 day ago

Sidebar


  • don’t miss these

Alex Honnold doing a free solo of Taipei 101 building

Everyone said the same thing about Alex Honnold after he scaled Taipei 101 building

2 days ago678
Darts player Luke Littler being interviewed

No. 1 pro darts player cuts amazing promo after getting booed

December 29, 2025524
Liam Gleason looks on

College lacrosse coach Liam Gleason dies following accident at his home

December 4, 2025978
Livvy Dunne poses on the beach

Livvy Dunne is making money off of her embarrassing TV moment

October 31, 2025482
Tyler Robinson in a mug shot

Photo of Charlie Kirk shooting suspect Tyler Robinson altered

September 12, 20251K+
A person with a black hat on and sunglasses

FBI releases photos of person of interest in Charlie Kirk assassination

September 11, 2025516
  • popular stories

A Raiders helmet

Prime candidate emerges for Raiders head coach job

Mark Fletcher being held back

Mark Fletcher throws punch at Tyrique Tucker after Miami’s loss

Cody Bellinger celebrates in the dugout

Report: Cody Bellinger is choosing from 4 teams

Tennis bad girl Yulia Putintseva mocks booing crowd with dance.

Tennis bad girl mocks Australian Open crowd with sultry dance

Pittsburgh Steelers helmet

Steelers have hired a new head coach

Abella Danger being shown on ESPN

Fans react to Abella Danger being shown on ESPN during CFP title game

Get the App

© 2026 · LB Sports Media Group Inc · Powered by Springwire.ai

  • X
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
  • Instagram
  • RSS Feed
  • About Larry Brown Sports
  • Contact
  • Editorial Process
  • Staff Writers
  • Privacy Policy
Dedicated to the memory of Nevil Vega