Video: Rangers Fan Says Wedding Day Will Be Worst Day of his Life

Here is a guarantee: there is at least one woman in America today who is having second thoughts about getting married. Either that, or that particular woman is open to an abusive relationship.  A Texas man and his fiancee were named the Progressive Fans of the Day during the 8th inning of last night’s Rangers-Mariners game.  The award was decided before the couple took the microphone, otherwise they likely would have been given an award for “Marriage That is Likely to End in a Flash.”  Check out this Texas Rangers fan talking about his wedding day, courtesy of Shaboomin’ via Deadspin:

What a meathead.  “And these are my groomsmen right here, my boys!”  Yeahhhhh!!!!  If I’m this young lady’s friend, I would have been playing this YouTube clip for her all morning long and making sure she really wants to do this. He doesn’t even want her at the game.