Arian Foster isn’t gonna not pee in the hot tub
Any members of the Houston Texans who get into the hot tub with Arian Foster or use it after the veteran running back is finished with it should beware — there’s going to be urine in there.
For whatever reason, Foster revealed on Twitter Friday morning that he pees in the hot tub every time he goes in it. Why? Because your muscles get so relaxed that you can’t control it.
I don't think I've ever not peed in the hot tub.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) August 15, 2014
If you go in having any prior liquids in you, and dip your whole body into warm liquid relaxing every muscle, it's inevitable.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) August 15, 2014
While I’m not going to get into whether or not I pee in hot tubs, pools, lakes, etc., I will tell you that there have been times where I have ventured into a hot tub on not lost control of my bladder. Plenty of them, actually. Foster might want to add that to the list of things the team doctor needs to check out for him.
Between his salty interviews with reporters and now this delightful revelation, Foster can’t be making a lot of new friends this offseason.
