Morning Paper: Zumaya Returns
Today will mark the return of Joel Zumaya [FanIQ]
Proposing a new nickname for Magglio Ordonez [The Futon Report]
Catching a Bonds home run ball messes with your head [100% Injury Rate]
Most vote Ned for the Hall of Fame in ’07 [Deadspin]
Call her Katie Price, call her Jordan, she’s hot by any name [Just Jared]
Jennie Finch vs. Cat Osterman, doesn’t get better [Obscure Sports Quarterly]
Help Iowa State choose its new helmet [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
Your upcoming series of Heroes got better, now with Kristin Bell [Popoholic]
Deshawn Stevenson should be careful picking up chicks [Scott Van Pelt Style]
Coming up with a list of top sex positions [The Big Picture]
Stacking up David Wright with Ryan Braun [Rumors and Rants]
A blind golfer picked up an ace, how bout that [Lion in Oil]
***Hayden Panettiere Finally Turns 18 Today***