Ladies and gentleman, I present you Montgomery Alabama’s finest:
That massacre prevented a 4A playoff game between Montgomery’s G.W. Carver High School and Valley High from even finishing. I just wanna know who the pussies in the first rows of the stands were, and what their reasoning for failing to mob the court was. What were they waiting for? Additionally, let this be a lesson to the baggy pants community: that is why you must wear a belt at all times.
Chest bump to Deadspin for that display of America’s bestest.
