http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/american-society-goatees-denounces-geovany-soto/1702 Brown Bag it, Baby Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:05:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/american-society-goatees-denounces-geovany-soto/1702/comment-page-1#comment-207295 JS Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:10:14 +0000 http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/american-society-goatees-denounces-geovany-soto/#comment-207295 Larry, you're picking on another Cub, again. Are you just trying to get my goatee? Larry, you’re picking on another Cub, again. Are you just trying to get my goatee?

]]> http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/american-society-goatees-denounces-geovany-soto/1702/comment-page-1#comment-206875 Aaron Perlut Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:07:33 +0000 http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/american-society-goatees-denounces-geovany-soto/#comment-206875 While we recognize the outstanding athletic abilities of Chicago Cubs catcher Geovany Soto, the American Mustache Institute - the bravest organization in the history of mankind - does not recognize goatees, or for that matter, beards. Each of these pathetic forms of facial hair represents what we at AMI called the "Spousal Compromise." And where as a mustache is indicative of strength and manhood, goatees and beards tell us that weakness surrounds us at every turn and that a man must compromise with his spouse. Carry on. While we recognize the outstanding athletic abilities of Chicago Cubs catcher Geovany Soto, the American Mustache Institute – the bravest organization in the history of mankind – does not recognize goatees, or for that matter, beards. Each of these pathetic forms of facial hair represents what we at AMI called the “Spousal Compromise.” And where as a mustache is indicative of strength and manhood, goatees and beards tell us that weakness surrounds us at every turn and that a man must compromise with his spouse. Carry on.

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