Pacman Jones Goes to Strip Clubs For the Food

Honestly, if that isn’t the lamest effing excuse in the books, then I don’t know what is. Just a few days ago, I told you that Pac was set to make his TNA debut tonight. Well, apparently he went on ESPN2’s First Take to promote the event. In between arguing over the amount of times he’s been arrested (he says twice while the courts say six), this nugget was slipped in. From the AP story:

Jones told ESPN2 that he did visit a strip club the night before a hearing with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in New York in April. Jones said he went in to get something to eat and that was what he told Goodell.

“If I could do anything different, I wouldn’t have went and gotten nothing to eat then. There wasn’t even no girls in there,” he said with a smile.

Yeah, I suppose your dog at your homework while you were at West Virginia, you read Playboy for the articles, and you go to Hooters for the wings, right? Jeez Pacman, get real. And there’s really any wonder as to why this guy keeps getting into trouble…what an idiot.

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  • http://s2nblog.wordpress.com Signal to Noise

    Why does anyone use that excuse, ever? Nobody ever believes you when you say you went to the strip club for the bar food and the booze alone.

  • http://pointguardu.com NICK

    I know i go to strip clubs for the food


  • http://completesports.blogspot.com twins15

    I LOL’d when I first read that… but I mean, I know I believe him. He’s been nothing but trustworthy in the past, right?

  • PhilD

    I watch porn for the acting.

  • http://svpstyle.com ScottVanPeltStyle.com

    At least he didn’t go to McDonald’s for a salad.

    Besides, strip club wings have that smoky flavor you just can’t get anywhere else. Not even Murray’s.

  • http://thefeed.blogs.com TheFeed

    I will say this not to defend Pacman but to defend the general concept of eating at a strip club. Since he was in New York he may have gone to the Penthouse club which is also home to a very good and very expensive steakhouse. If someone else is buying it’s definitely worth the trio. There are certainly girls there, however, and they certainly remove their clothes while you’re enjoying a T-Bone.

  • Arthur

    The real idiots are all the sports fans that love to insult “troubled” athletes when they themselves are probably a-holes stuck in blue-collar jobs. To be honest, I think sports fans are retarded. Why do we criticize Michael Vick for flipping the finger yet we don’t have a conversation about how huge a-holes young to middle-aged drunk men are at games? I guess we’re a society of haters.

  • Old Skool

    …And if he did go there for the food then what’s the issue? What? What? What?

  • Slugbait

    The part I’m most curious about is that if there were no girls there, just what kind of strip club WAS this, anyway?

    Now I’m wondering about the real reason on how he got his nickname…

  • SpinMax

    Innocent, Innocent, Innocent, Innocent!

  • http://WWW.NFL.COM Roger Goodell

    Pacman told me that it was a gay strip club. Hence there were no women….He also said, he’s going to change his name from Pacman to Buttman…..and come out in the open..There, are all of you satisfied now ????

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