Rate Alex Ovechkin’s New Girlfriend
Alexander Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and in my opinion she’s not very hot. I obviously wouldn’t tell him that because he’d probably shove me or something. Maybe the reason I feel that way is that I’m not into girls who look like they’re going to fall over if a strong breeze comes along but hey, I’m sure Valeria Sokolova — a Russian model — is a lovely girl and the two of them are very happy. I just feel like a guy who is worth millions and is capable of this can do a tiny bit better, but who am I to try to play Cupid?
Anyway, the point is it probably wouldn’t hurt her to eat something. Actually it might hurt her career, but I have a feeling it would benefit her health. I’m going to give Sokolova a “6” right now. I’ve filed her under my smokin’ hot sports girlfriends for now, but she’s on probation until further notice. Here are some photos of Alex Ovechkin’s girlfriend Valeria Sokolova, courtesy of Sportress of Blogitude:
UPDATE: Alex Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and it’s a Russian tennis player.