Morning Paper: Mike Tyson’s Crap
Literally buy a piece of Mike Tyson’s excrement [100% Injury Rate]
Brady Quinn had to be restrained to have his head shaved [SPORTbyBROOKS]
A USC football coach with dog-fighting ties? [Bruins Nation via OSQ]
Elle McPhereson should’ve been on the Philippoussis show [IDLYITW]
Tiger impersonates Charles Barkley’s golf swing quite well [Mr. Irrelevant]
Hilarious inner-NFL emails, too funny [Christmas Ape at KSK]
Spencer Haywood waxes on Israeli basketball life [The Basketball Jones]
Remember Rachel Leigh Cook? You should [College Downtime]
Win the opportunity (?) to play for Piniella and Guillen [Siberian Baseball]
Tim Couch was on HGH? Could’ve fooled me. [Construda]