Gilbert Arenas recently joined Instagram, and the man has wasted little time dispensing advice to his followers. First he started with tips on beating traffic tickets.
According to Arenas, the best way to get around tickets is to keep the blank dealer plates on your car so you can’t be located if an automated camera catches you running a light.
“The best Anti red light ticket protection(dealer plates)4 months driving 60 red lights and toll valuations and 0 tics,” he wrote on Instagram.
Running 60 red lights in four months? Remind me to get out of the way when Gil is coming through. But Gil’s advice isn’t limited to beating traffic tickets. He also has ways to use electronics for entertainment purposes:
“Can’t text or talk on ur phones while driving in Cali but never said u couldn’t play candy crush lol,” he said in a separate post.
Just what we need — a guy driving around the city running red lights while playing Candy Crush as he’s driving.
And if that wasn’t enough, Gil also says sitting in traffic is a great opportunity to hit on women:
“Best place to holla at chicks #traffic even if she pulls off..pull back up and finish ur convo(so like I was sayn).”
Seems like a good strategy. I mean it probably would be tough to pay attention to red lights if you’re hollering at chicks in traffic.
Just remember: If Arenas were as slick as he thought, he wouldn’t have been arrested for transporting fireworks in an open truck and driving without a valid license in June. But as long as he keeps his Instagram account entertaining, I’m not going to complain too much.
