Larry Brown Sports

Giancarlo Stanton continues his best to take down anything and everything in the outfield of Marlins Park. Days after a grand slam he hit broke the left-field scoreboard, Stanton sent a solo blast off Tim Lincecum on Friday that ricocheted off that crazy LSD-trip thingamajig in center. For those hoping the sculpture suffered a similar fate as the scoreboard, I’m sorry to report the flamingos still fluttered their wings and that fish on the top still irrationally somersaulted. Almost mockingly to rub it in our faces.

Stanton’s shot was the latest instance of the tear he’s on this week, during which he’s shown little to no mercy for inanimate objects or his own teammates.