By Larry Brown | January 24, 2008 - Posted in Darwin Nominees

Straight from the YHTBFKM Files comes this story. (hint: you have to be … kidding me). Actually I don’t know why this would come as a surprise when we’re talking about a dude who was so desperate for money he tried to sell himself off as the grand prize in a reality TV show. But yeah, this report really trumps most of the stories I’ve come across recently. From the NY Times:

Jose Canseco, the former major league slugger and admitted steroid user who exposed other players in his 2005 best-selling book “Juiced” offered to keep a Detroit Tigers outfielder clear in his next book if the player invested money in a film project Canseco was promoting, according to a person in baseball with knowledge of the situation.

A former ghostwriter on Vindicated, which is scheduled to be published at the start of the baseball season, said Canseco planned to name Ordonez. He was the most prominent, said Don Yaeger, a former Sports Illustrated associate editor who reviewed all of Canseco’s materials in December.

Now it is worth noting that Magglio says he never had heard from Canseco directly but he had been receiving messages from a friend of Canseco’s. Now the obvious question that must be on everyone’s mind at this point … Jose Canseco has friends??? I see Sir Steroid at the gym every so often, and the only friend he has is that toned blond doing chinups on his biceps. Seriously though, would you really put it past Jose to do this? I sure wouldn’t. One more thing — I thought Jose had goods on A-Rod. What happened to that? Wouldn’t A-Rod have been the most prominent name in the new books if that were the case? Guess not.

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    6 Comments

    1. January 24, 2008 @ 1:25 pm


      Conseco realized that A-Rod had enough money to be able to render him illiterate, and thought better of it.

    2. January 24, 2008 @ 11:45 pm


      I have a shirt like that.

      Posted by SpinMax
    3. January 25, 2008 @ 1:18 am


      I’ll be you look sexier in it too, Spin.

      Posted by Larry Brown
    4. January 25, 2008 @ 2:58 am


      Apparently, Conseco’s second book has the goods on A-Rod, but I’m pretty sure he’d get sued for that one.

      Posted by Alan
    5. January 25, 2008 @ 6:19 am


      I’m to sexy for my shirt, I’m to sexy for my pants, Remember that song. He looks good on the juice.
      Peace….Iron Mike

      Posted by Educated Bet
    6. February 19, 2008 @ 6:46 pm


      Reason for legalizing casino gambling.

      State revenue and casino gambling.

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