Yeah man, no joke. I was thumbing through Rotoworld to find out the latest injury news from the NFL, only to come across this one for Derrick Mason. Let me just say that I’ve seen some strange ailments on the injury reports, and I’ve heard of Andy Roddick losing a match because he got sick eating fast food, but I don’t know if I’ve seen anything quite this personal:
Wide receiver Derrick Mason sat out with an unusual ailment, according to [Head Coach Brian] Billick.
“He’s got - as Tess [trainer Bill Tessendorf] says - gastroenteritis,” Billick said. “In my neighborhood, that’s [diarrhea]. So you put whatever label you want to.”
Apparently Taco Bell strikes in Baltimore as badly as it does in LA. I feel for you, Derrick Mason, I feel for you. And next time this happens, just have Coach Billick say you have the stomach flu, OK?
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At least he didn’t say the Hershey Squirts!
Way to much info on Mason……
HE LOOKS AMAZINGLY LIKE CHARLIE MURPHY (EDDIE’S FUNNIER BROTHER). AM I WRONG?…..
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Well, at least he’s trying to soldier on through it. I mean … who’s going to want to tackle him!
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