Ken Griffey Jr.’s Nuts Hurt
By Larry Brown September 20, 2007 - Posted in Baseball

There are some quotes that are so legendary you just have to spread the love. This would be one of them. From Awful Announcing and Matt Watson at FanHouse, comes this description of Ken Griffey Jr.’s latest injury, suffered Wednesday night:

Griffey said he didn’t remember anything after the initial shock of pain. He said he knew he threw it, but not sure where.

“The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut,” Griffey said.

I’m going to go throw up my lunch now. My balls hurt just reading that. And men, don’t act like you’ve never been there before. You know exactly what he’s talking about.

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    1. September 20, 2007 @ 9:25 pm


      OUCH…. Make me want to run to the bathroom and throw up blood….

      Posted by nick
    2. March 3, 2008 @ 3:49 am


      [...] like Ken Griffey Jr. who suffered an injury to his nuts recently, Felix Pie is also hurting in the family jewels. The dude apparently missed a few games [...]

      Posted by Felix Pie Out With a Twisted Testicle | Larry Brown Sports

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