Comments on: Charles Barkley Calls 80s Celtics ‘Ugliest Team in NBA History’

By: Danny Vinyard

Danny Vinyard — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:43:14 +0000

Please don’t credit Charles Barkley for this “pretty freaking funny,” “out of bounds” comment about the Celtics being the “ugliest team in NBA history.”

Charles is not original. He is actually paraphrasing Lamont, a character played by Guy Torry in American History X, who said “(The Celtics are) the ugliest team in the history of sports.”

Here’s a transcript of the scene from the movie:

Lamont: How do you figure the Lakers to ever be a bigger dynasty…than the Celtics?

Derek (Edward Norton): The Lakers are a flare-up, a fluke.

Lamont: Are you crazy?

Derek: One good coach for four years. The Celtics are a dynasty!

Lamont: Come on, man. The Celtics, right? The ugliest team in the history of sports. A dynasty of ugly motherfuckers, man. Look at Kevin McHale.

By: danny partridge

danny partridge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:08:14 +0000

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By: td27

td27 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:58:17 +0000

charles barkey is jealous with the 80′s celtics team, they beat 76ers and the celtics go on with the 3 titles , 1981, 1984 1986, barkley never win a title hahahahahahaha.

By: baferucel

baferucel — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:55:53 +0000

ugliest is Ben Wallace and all the Pistons

By: saabir

saabir — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:18:54 +0000

the ugliest team ever is the 2001-2002 celtics. walter mccarty, tony delk, tony battie, antoine walker, eric williams, kenny anderson, shall i go on.

By: Lil Miss!

Lil Miss! — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:56:35 +0000

Some of yo stories are so fuckin halairious!!!!!DAMN

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Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:03:04 +0000

[...] he’s genuine and doesn’t hold back, like when he called the 80s Celtics the “ugliest team in NBA history.” But sometimes Barkley’s mouth goes a little too far. While talking politics, Sir [...]

By: ass

ass — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:35:38 +0000

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By: SLAM ONLINE | » Barkley on Boston: Ugly Team, Ugly Unis

SLAM ONLINE | » Barkley on Boston: Ugly Team, Ugly Unis — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:20:09 +0000

[...] The Round Mound was recently interviewed by NESN, and he was asked about the new-look Celtics. As usual, Barkley had an unusual and amusing take on the matter: You know the Celtics, their uniforms have gotten better. And they got a better looking team, because in the 80s, with McHale, Bird, and Parish, they had the ugliest team in NBA history. They had Bill Walton [he] was ugly too. I think their team is much better looking with Paul and Ray and Kevin. But their uniforms have gotten better and their team has gotten much better looking in the 2000s. [...]

By: LanierFan

LanierFan — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:27:39 +0000

How Greg Kite and Fred Roberts were left out as Barkley’s Exhibits F and G is a mystery to me. But no matter. Others that you adolescents can’t remember include Rob “The Piranha” Williams, Dave “Crater Face” Meyers and Keith Closs.