Make fun of Jason Witten’s bald spot and you might find yourself shopping for a new car. Just ask Stephen McGee. When McGee made fun of Witten for his thinning hair during OTAs, Witten arranged for McGee’s sports car to be buried in dirt and crap — literally. No seriously, cow manure.
The second year quarterback told his tale as follows:
After the practice facility fell down they were re-doing our fields at the time. It was my first OTAs and I had commented on Jason Witten’s bald spot… When we got back from practice my car was gone. They had these big piles of dirt and debris and all kind of stuff. And they had filled in dirt piles around my car back where the old shed is…he told me, ‘Don’t talk about my bald spot,’ or something. … They were re-sodding the fields and they had sand and manure. There were several piles of stuff that they had been using to work on the field. They pulled it in there and dumped a pile of sand, a pile of the manure stuff, it stunk terrible. I couldn’t get my car out. I ended up driving through the sand. I had a little sports car. It wasn’t made to go through sand piles.”
I can’t exactly tell what McGee’s tone was as he was explaining the incident, but I know I would be pissed. He’s a backup quarterback, so it’s not like he’s making big bucks. Make fun of my hair and I ruin your car? At least the Cowboys players know who they shouldn’t be screwing with.
