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Bruins Fan Gets Drunk, Tinkles on Others

April 16, 2008 by Larry Brown • Comments
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I just don’t even get how people become so wasted to the point where they’re a) masturbating in public, or b) urinating on others in public or c) doing both. I understand urinating in public while you’re drunk — sometimes the urge persists. But honestly, have we lost all self-control? Apparently so, as the Boston Police Department tells us via With Leather regarding a fan at the Bruins/Canadiens Game 3 on Sunday:

During the Bruins game, officers’ attentions were drawn by numerous event goers as well as event staff to the upper seat section. Officers responded there and were directed to an individual in the stands. Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.

Honestly, urinating on others in public? At a sporting event? What could possibly be going through someone’s mind to let that happen? These are the types of people that need to be locked up. For a long time. Does it get more disgusting than that? I couldn’t have even come up with that as a scenario even in a game of truth or dare.

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