I was going to opt for the “short on cash” line, but I figure Coleman wouldn’t have been too happy with me for that. Anyway, in case you missed it, Gary Coleman made an appearance for the Madison Mallards of the Northwoods League — a collegiate summer league. Coleman batted first and was mic’d up, as was the umpire. Check out what the hilarious, choreographed event produced:
Alright, so the pine tar was pretty funny considering Coleman probably didn’t even know what that was — just like he said. Honestly though, I do have to admit I found the corked bat thing to be pretty funny. When I first heard about players corking bats, that’s what I pictured in my mind. Good to know I’m not the only one. And I wonder just how much Mr. Coleman was paid for that. Couldn’t have been more than his Cash Call spots, right?
