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Jim Edmonds Is Hosting a Pole Dancing Party, Still Unsigned

March 6, 2009 by Larry Brown • Comments
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What do you do when you’re 38, rich, beloved in a city, and unemployed? Well, you do what any other man would do — you host a stripper pole dancing party! That’s what Jim Edmonds is up to, as Deadspin notified us. Check out this flyer:

And if you’re in the ‘Lou, just tell them LBS sent you and you’ll get a 50% discount at the door, and a spot as a guest judge along with Jimmy E. Maybe we should send Allie Gator over there too so she can take first prize and give us a cut. Edmonds: batting .235 on the field, batting 1.000 off of it.

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