I Don’t Want to be David Beckham

Sure, he’s popular, world-renowned, had a movie named after him, makes tons of cash, and bangs Posh Spice (which isn’t even something to brag about these days), but there is one thing about David Beckham that doesn’t appeal to me.Â I just couldn’t imagine what it would be like to be him — and I mean that in a negative way.Â Check out this video of a film crew following Posh around for her new reality show courtesy of Just Jared via Our Book of Scrap:

Yeah, that’s just not something I can get down with. That’s just far too much for me.

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5 Comments

May 18, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

It’s evidence why I actually would never want to be a superstar athlete, EVER. No privacy, at all.

Posted by Signal to Noise
May 19, 2007 @ 5:15 am

EVER? Not even when you’re banging a hot model in the VIP section of a club?

Posted by Larry Brown
May 20, 2007 @ 9:06 am

isnt there a no sex in the VIP rule some where??

Posted by NICK
May 20, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

I dunno about that, you can get away with a lot when you’re VIP

Posted by Larry Brown
May 21, 2007 @ 9:35 am

Good news! I think your chances of being David Beckham are slim to none, Larry. Just wanted to allay any concerns you have.

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