Maybe That’s Why Derek Jeter and Jessica Alba Broke Up

As I posted on FanHouse, I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning (LOVE Carolla by the way), and heard a report that I just had to blog. Not sure how kosher it is, because it is a report coming from a gossip site called L.A. Rag Mag. Anyways, the Rag Mag is saying that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes.

As I briefly touched on in my post at FanHouse, I’ve always been of the opinion that STDs are not something to be ashamed of. Look, I’m not a fool who doesn’t wrap his tool, but let’s think about this seriously for a moment here. Isn’t there a prerequisite to getting an STD? Doesn’t sex have to be involved? That’s what I thought. Some people should only be so lucky as to have one. I’m not quite so sure what the stigma is against STDs. And anything that involves relationships with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Mariah Carey can’t be too bad, can it?

Besides, herpes doesn’t seem to be bothering Justine Henin does it?

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  • http://www.leavethemanalone.com leavethemanalone

    STD pride? An interesting take on things. :)

  • http://pointguardu.com NICK


  • http://s2nblog.wordpress.com Signal to Noise

    Whaddaya think Jeter’s nom de STD is? I’m going with Eric Belize.

  • http://pointguardu.com NICK

    i am gonna go with buster iraq

  • http://s2nblog.wordpress.com Signal to Noise

    Yeah, that’s what the Ron Mexico name generator gives us, but it’s just so…dull.

  • http://www.larrybrownsports.com Larry Brown

    Someone said DJ (if he has it) got it from A-Rod

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  • PhilD

    A real man would’ve given her AIDS.

  • http://www.movie-source.com/ Movie Review Guy

    My image of her has been ruined… well, not really, but you get the point.

  • http://eriksmovies.blogspot.com/ Movie Review Guy

    Damn Derek Jeter!

  • Jessica alba

    Damn Jeter’s peter!

  • Alan

    Lol to “damn Derek’s peter.” Funny stuff, although, this could just be more Jeter hating. There is something pathological and deranged about the way people hate on Jeter. Yes, his defense is overrated and he’s over-paid but shit, I’d STILL hit Jessica Alba.

  • Paul L.

    Derek Jeter and his online police that he can do no wrong. It’s just as bad as the Elvis fans that refuse to believe the man is dead. Jeter probably did give the girl herpes. Nobody’s going to name a person just to get back at them. There just may be some truth to it. Could be one of his many hotties he told this to and he wouldn’t commit spilling his dirty secrets. No wonder Jeter doesn’t keep em long. His flair ups probably cause him to break it off then get a new girl when he gets it under control. Just because he’s the great Derek Jeter doesn’t mean he may not have herpes. It’s a documented fact that the great Bab e Ruth had STD and was partying just as much with the ladies as DJ. He probably would rather be the herpes spreader than the rumor he’s gay. You think having herpes will stop his game? These desperate chicks that want him will rather get herpes from him than tell the dude No.

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  • http://larrybrownsports.com Dr. M. (Houston)

    Just know this, genital herpes, is not ur simple oral herpes type (which is majority most of population has) and consists of incredibly nasty infection-draining genital lesions “all over” the genitalia! That’s what Valtrex is for, the reduction of lesion/boils outbreak on the genitalia. That’s all. People who think genital herpes is no big deal, remember, it’s for LIFE and there’s no cure, only treatment to reduce outbreaks!!! U can still transmit v.herpes without any visible outbreaks. And, those with oral herpes, u can transmit it to ur babies & loved ones just with a simple sore or “bump” that’s slightly painful inside/outside your mouth, even for days/weeks after it’s gone!! Don’t be a nasty carrying STD individual and spread it to innocent people, especially your children! Wrap up your heads, both of them and women, close your legs if you know ur infected!!!

  • carrissima

    ewwww. Any guy or girl who has or  had an STD is gross. Your gross. You need to deal with that reality and live with your mistakes. Don’t even try to pass this off as  a logical argument. Herpes is just as bad as aids. There is no cure moron and it causes infertility for many women. .