We heard about Jimmy Clausen getting punched last weekend and that it resulted in a pair of black eyes. That report seemed to be exaggerated considering visual evidence confirms he has one black eye. Notre Dame may have been helping Jimmy “saving face,” saying he got sucker punched, but that doesn’t change that we saw the damage to his face on Saturday in the Stanford game. Clearly this dude got decked!
I know there’s a Jimmy Clausen penis joke somewhere involving that photo on the bottom left. I said it before and I’ll say it again: given Jimmy’s personality, I would not be surprised to hear he provoked the fight. Even though I crack on the guy, I have to give him plenty of credit for the way he played on the field — 340 yards and 5 touchdown passes is simply awesome. Can’t fault him for the defense’s issues; he doesn’t tackle.
