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Virgin Tim Tebow Dissed by an SEC Coach, Spurrier Perhaps?

There’s been an entire website created in support of Tim Tebow listing off several facts about him. For instance, they say that Superman wears Tebow’s pajamas and that Tebow can melt ice by looking at it. Despite all that knowledge we have of him, we didn’t know until now that Tim Tebow is a virgin and that there’s some coach not fessing up to voting Jevan Snead ahead of him on a pre-season all-conference poll. As for the virgin part, Tebow is saving himself for marriage which means he’s turning down some seriously hot ass. The snub to the unanimous pre-season all-conference team has been a mystery item.

There were three players who were unanimous selections to the pre-season All-SEC team, and none of them were Tebow who happens to be a two-time national champion and Heisman Trophy winner. Coaches cannot vote for their own player so a unanimous selection would equate to 11 of 12 votes. Tebow only received 10. So far every coach to speak at SEC media days has said he’s voted for Tebow. The potential culprits are Les Miles, Gene Chizik, and none other than Steve Spurrier, if you’re to take each coach’s word. I guess I’d have to lean towards Spurrier right now, and it is possible he went with Jevan Snead since he’s always been partial to the traditional gunslinger. And even a guy like me, who can’t stand the Tim Tebow love affair, would be unable to place someone ahead of him for first team All-SEC at quarterback. (You think he plays the virgin card to get even more ass?)



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  • http://www.globalsportsfraternity.com Henry

    Like you, I couldn’t stand the Tim Tebow love affair…until I met him last week. I can’t tell you how ashamed I am to admit this, but everything that they say is true — Tebow is the man, and whether or not you dig his WWJD attitude, he’s got a magnetic personality, looks you right in the eye, and is actually a pretty funny dude. Yes, I’m feeling gay as I write this.

    With that said, he TOTALLY plays the v-card to get more ass. I love that idea…hilarious.

  • http://larrybrownsports.com Larry Brown

    Yeah, I’ve actually heard that about the guy before. He deserves it and Spurrier even said so after admitting the screwup was by South Carolina. I’m not sure if I buy the mistake.