By Larry Brown | August 1, 2007 - Posted in Everything Else

Amazing headlines ensue. Last week, we had the fantastic headline of the “Lady Jacks Off,” in reference to the Northern Arizona women’s basketball team. This week, trickblue from Cowboys Zone passes along this fantastic paper headline, from the Nacogdoches Daily Sentinel, following a win by the Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks over the Jacksonville State Gamecocks.

Cocks Get Jacked Newspaper Headline

What can I say, I have the sense of humor of a five-year-old. That gets me every time.

What Also Not to Use as a Headline:
Lady Jacks Off

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    4 Comments

    1. August 1, 2007 @ 11:51 am


      [...] PENIS: We all have the sense of humor of a five year old (Larry Brown Sports) [...]

    2. August 1, 2007 @ 12:29 pm


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    3. August 1, 2007 @ 11:19 pm


      Is this kinda like the old joke.. uncle jack and whack are on the roof, who do you help off?

      Posted by NICK
    4. August 2, 2007 @ 12:10 pm


      Step into the bad side, LBSports.

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