John Daly Providing Wacky Clothing for Tennessee Vols
Get ready to puke because the orange for Tennessee will now have a new meaning. The Wiz of Odds shares the news that John Daly’s clothing company, Loudmouth Golf, has a contract with Tennessee to provide clothing for the university. The Knoxville News Sentinel has more details on the deal, saying Loudmouth will provide “check-pants, shorts, shirts and skorts.”
Sorry, but some assistance is needed here. What exactly are check-pants and what the heck are skorts? Even better question: who the heck would ask John Daly to design clothing for them? As Happy Gilmore said it best, if I saw myself in those pants “I’d kick my own ass.” Guess there was a method to America’s favorite party animal’s outlandish outfits on the course. Apparently goofy pants and a fat ass are the new requirements for cheering for the Vols. Here’s a sneak peak at the Vols John Daly gear, keep in mind those pants will set you back over $100. Really.