Lolo Jones drug tested at her birthday party

Lolo Jones

When you’re an Olympic athlete, you have to be prepared for a drug test at all times. Athletes must submit their schedule — including minute-by-minute plans of their whereabouts — to allow testers access to the at random. That means drug testers can even show up to test you on your birthday. Lolo Jones would know.

Jones, who is a world champion hurdler and making the transition to bobsledding, says Olympic drug testers showed up to test her on Monday, which happened to be her birthday. Jones says she was not ready to pee when the testers showed up, so she dragged them along to her birthday party.

We’ll let Lolo take over the story from here:

Jones, of course, showed off her typical sense of humor.

While Jones loves sharing dramatic stories about her life, this tale should not be too surprising. After all, in June we told you that Lindsey Vonn was drug tested in perhaps an even weirder place.

Lolo Jones pictures

Photos via Lolo Jones on Twitter

Around The Web

  • deej

    She is such TRASH!!!!!

  • Wrong Number

    Ugly cunt!

  • David Witcraft

    A woman who can hold it for 4 hours? Where have you been all my life?

  • Stormraven

    Is that a wad of unspeakably adhesive toilet paper stuck to her shoe???

  • WDEF

    Seriously deej and wrong number?

  • WDEF

    Loved the phone name change idea.

  • jim creson

    with toilet paper stuck on her shoe!
    how cute is that?!

  • le_Fache

    Just go away already would you…”Olympic athlete” Pfffpt!

  • Lyman Parkhurst

    Please, Lolo, if that is your real name, just disappear already.

  • MrMain

    Different plumbing allows for that retention in mature females. Stuff down there is strong enough to retain 30 # of water and 10 # of baby up to 9 months. 8 oz of urine is nothing. Capacious bladders.

  • MrMain

    Those supple, brown levers, inspiring torso, and strikingly beautiful face, and you have to go strictly pubic in your evaluation of her physical assets?

    Envious and gay, no sense of feminine pulchritude, and a dumbass …

  • MrMain

    Show us what YOU got. You a cross eyed monkey cat. For pure trash, cf. your accompanying post.

  • deej

    Like I said–trash. And you just proved it. Trash attracts trash!

  • Wrong Number

    Why do I have to be strict with my pubic hairs?

  • MrMain

    I did not your pubic anything. I said YOU were focusing on her PUBIC area. It was a play on the word PUBLIC.

    Did we discuss your Low General Intelligence?

  • MrMain

    I did not your pubic anything. I said YOU were focusing on her PUBIC area. It was a play on the word PUBLIC!!!

    Did we discuss your Low General Intelligence?

  • MrMain

    You a cross eyed monkey-cat …

  • Wrong Number

    I can execute covered call options and and sell puts on the NYSE. My intelligence is higher than yours loser.

  • leberlenoloc

    Pretty sure you don’t know the difference between a “put” and a “putt”. You can’t punctuate a simple sentence, and if you’re connected with the NYSE, it’s with a broom and a trash can.