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BaseballMoises Alou

Somebody get Moises Alou a Six Pack Fast

February 21, 2007 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Many thanks to Charles Rich who kills it at the college football fanhouse and college basketball fanhouse over at AOL for this tip about Moises Alou’s secret to success. Apparently the 40 year old outfielder who can still mash like a studly youngster has a special potion to keep him young

His secret? Alou counts the calories on the side of a 12-ounce can. I drink light beer.

That is incredible!!! I thought players chugging the pale ale stopped in the 80s and has since been substituted by muscle milk shakes. I’m starting to love this cat more and more. First he tells us that he pisses on his hands, now he tells us he drinks light beer to keep in shape.

Pray tell Moises, what do you plan for an encore performance?

Shotgunning beers? Edward 40-hands? Beer-bonging? Love it.

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