It’s stories like this that keep me coming back for more every morning. There’s nothing quite like being able to write a bizarro world post that you have absolutely no explanation for but is still very much worth your time. That’s exactly what’s going on here with the photo above. What you’re looking at is Wes Welker back in September, when he decided to throw a party with friends and family to kick off the NFL season. That sounds fair enough, but we have a couple of obvious questions that TMZ does not know the answers to.
For those wondering who the lovely lady is, Barstool Sports has your answer. But for starters, why is Welker wearing a Buffalo Bills shirt? We know Patriots players like to piss fans off by wearing attire from a rival team, but this is the first time we’ve seen one do it within the same sport. However, only in a picture where you’re posing with dwarf waiters could the shirt of an opposing team become irrelevant. Why did Welker hire little people as the wait staff for his party? To make himself look tall? These are the questions…Google+