
Alex Rodriguez is 42 years old now, and he is definitely showing his age.
The retired New York Yankees slugger took to Twitter on Monday to post a picture of himself using a corded phone.
You would think by now I might have a cordless phone in my office #Retro #Stuckin1990 #Mondays #OfficeLife pic.twitter.com/LYIbGhcG5i
— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) December 19, 2017

Predictably, social media wasn’t going to let a golden opportunity like that slide, and A-Rod soon heard the jokes. Here are some of the best ones:
"Hello. Can you hear me?" https://t.co/joiUalQmFG
— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) December 19, 2017
Seriously You could jump rope with that cord
— SallyAnn Frazier (@SassyAnn101) December 19, 2017
Awesome! I thought I had the last landline in America! https://t.co/6qPgczNpjm
— Dave Bismo (@DaveBismo) December 19, 2017
Don’t try to act like you’re on the phone. We all know nobody on the other end of that line.
— Frank Delfino (@yanksftw) December 19, 2017
Here is an upgrade suggestion pic.twitter.com/3MLEUamTjM
— Michael Dreyfus (@dreyfus_michael) December 19, 2017
Where can we ship Arod Corp a wireless headset?
— UConnNOS (@UconnNOS) December 19, 2017
Get that outta here! pic.twitter.com/XH7R7U6RHh
— AndrewTheAVP™©® (@BosCityFAN) December 19, 2017
I dove deep into A-Rod's office, and turned him into a New Yorker cartoon. https://t.co/GXE8kPv6LI pic.twitter.com/d2jvphnGOd
— James Dator [waiting for recognition] (@James_Dator) December 19, 2017
This actually isn’t the first time A-Rod has turned himself into a meme on Twitter. But maybe this one will land him a sponsorship deal with Pacific Bell.