Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj reportedly pregnant

We haven’t really covered the Kris Humphries–Kim Kardashian phony marriage fallout, but this story was too good to pass up.

Humphries began hooking up with a new girl, Myla Sinanaj, not long after Kim filed for divorce. Hump’s relationship with Myla became tabloid fodder because she was trying to use the relationship to build a name for herself. Kris was hilariously denying that she was his girlfriend because he was fearful that having a girlfriend would damage his divorce argument.

If that was the case, it’s going to be awfully hard to recover from this bombshell.

According to TMZ, Sinanaj has learned that she is three months pregnant with Humphries’ child.

We really don’t care about pointless details such as whether Sinanaj plans to keep the child or whether they’re going to raise it together. Oh no. Our sole purpose for publishing the story is to laugh at Humphries’ misfortune.

Here this guy was arguing that he deserved more money in his divorce settlement because he thought his marriage was true love and didn’t know it was a sham. Humphries claimed he was devastated over the divorce, but several months later he moved on with a new girl who, surprise surprise, is now pregnant! To make matters worse, they’re no longer together.

Is this a bad year to be Kris Humphries or what?

Oh, and given the way Sinanaj has been so publicity hungry over the past few months, we wouldn’t be surprised if she fabricated and leaked this story for attention.